Get A Lil' Devil In Your Box!

Includes! 1 - 4.5 x 3.5" Devil's Donut Sticker! 1 - 5.5 x 3.25" DD Supersuckers Handbill! (Cardstock, Signed by Artist!) 1 - 5.5 x 3.25" DD Diablo Montalban Wrestlerock Handbill! (Cardstock, Signed by Artist!) 1 - 4.25 x 3.5" DD Rock N' Wrestling Handbill! (Cardstock, Signed by Artist!) 1 - 3.5 x 2.75" Hypnotic Turtle Radio Circus 2021 Mini Handbill! (Cardstock, Signed by Artist!) 1 - 3.5 x 2.75" HTW Diablo Montalban Trading Card! (Signed by Diablo Montalban!) 1 - 3 x 3" Round Hypnotic Turtle Radio Circus Sticker! 1 1" Round Devil's Donut Button!

BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Always Have! Always Will!

Now more than ever, We need to recognize!

Wear Your support on your sleeve!

BLM Power Pin Pack! $25

2 - 3"x2" "Fist" Pins handmade* and signed by artist (1 Gold, 1 White)

3 - 1" Round "Fist in Broken Circle" Pins (1 Gold, 1 Green, 1 White)

*Made from recycled materials

100% of proceeds go to Denver's Brother Jeff's Cultural Center & Cafe! http://www.brotherjeff.com/

Never Let Anyone Tell You "You're Not A Sparkle Jetts Fan?!"

Maximum Package Includes:

1 - Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" 8" Tall (7" Round) Candle Of Enlightenment! 1 - Sparkle Jetts Nevershine 2020 CD-R! (Each CD-R Will Be An Original Piece Of Artwork, Signed By Artist!) 1 - 4.5 x 3" Plastic Jett Hand-Sparkled And Signed By Artist! 1 - Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" Download Card! 1 - Sparkle Jetts "Stargasm" Download Card! 1 - 2 x 2" Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" Single Artwork Pin, Handmade And Singed By Artist! 1 - 1" Round Sparkle Jetts "SJ Logo" Button! 1 - 1" Round "Nevershine" Button! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Sparkle Jetts Sticker! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Hypnotic Turtle Records Sticker! 20+ Original Sparkle Jetts Handbills (approx 5.5 x 4.5" ea.)(No Repeats!) less

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Just In Case The Sun Never Shine's Again!?

Sparkle Jetts Nevershine 2020 Candle Pack

Includes:

1 - Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" 8" Tall (7" Round) Candle Of Enlightenment! 1 - Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" Download Card! 1 - 1" Round Sparkle Jetts "SJ Logo" Button! 1 - 1" Round "Nevershine" Button! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Sparkle Jetts Sticker! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Hypnotic Turtle Records Sticker!

Light It Up!

edition of 10

Sparkle Jetts - Nevershine 2020 Jett Pack!

Fly It To The Moon!

Includes:

1 - 4.5 x 3" Plastic Jett Hand-Sparkled And Signed By Artist! 1 - Sparkle Jetts "Nevershine 2020" Download Card! 1 - 1" Round Sparkle Jetts "SJ Logo" Button! 1 - 1" Round "Nevershine" Button! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Sparkle Jetts Sticker! 1 - 1.5 x 4.25" Hypnotic Turtle Records Sticker!

Zip Zip!

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Only 50 Available! Beautifully Designed by Hypnotic Turtle!

1 - Limited Edition "Hard To Be A Killer" CD

1 - "Hard To Be A Killer" Download Card

1 - 2 3/4" x 2 3/4" Handmade "Hard To Be A Killer" Cover Magnet, Signed By Artist*

1 - 2" x 2" Handmade "Hard To Be A Killer" Cover Pin, Signed By Artist*

1 - Original Call For Artists Ralph Gean Tribute Handbill

1 - Tiger Woman/Tiger Man 20" Tiger Print Bandana (Colors & Styles May Vary)

2 - 4 1/4" x 1 1/2" Stickers - 1 Ralph Gean, 1 Hypnotic Turtle Records

3 - 1" Buttons - 1 "Hard To Be A Killer", 1 Left Facing Skull, 1 Right Facing Skull

*Made From Recycled Materials

$30 postage paid in the U.S.

Snail Mail: Hypnotic Turtle 115 Garnet St. Broomfield, CO. 80020

15 Colorado based artists (except where noted*) pay tribute to The Star Trekkin' Rock N Roll Cowboy!

Track Listing:

1. Brian M. Clark - Cimarron Moon
2. Ditlev Buster - Experimental Love (*Elsinore, Denmark)
3. Shiny Horses - Bye Bye My Baby
4. Lint! - Goddess Of Love
5. Eric Allen - One Night In San Antonio
6. Wolf Fits - Teenage Woman
7. Arvo Zylo - Hey Doctor Casey (*Los Angeles, California)
8. The Babysitters - Weeping Willow
9. Gregory Ego - Guitar Pickin' Teabag
10. Little Fyodor & Babushka - Asshole
11. Little Fyodor & Babushka - Homocidal Me
12. Little Fyodor & Babushka - Tiger Woman
13. Freedom Fries - Electricity
14. Claudzilla - Hard To Be A Killer
15. Diablo Montalban & Frank Bell - Switzerland
16. Boyd Rice - Japanese Rain Song
17. Lydkollektivet Adolf & The Juice
18. Lorena Lorena (The Bobbit Song) (*Elsinore, Denmark)

Produced by Hypnotic Turtle Mastered by Jason McDaniel/Electric Audio

(C)2020 Hypnotic Turtle Records

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About Ralph Gean -

"[Ralph Gean] veers from psychotic shit-kicking to bent rock n' roll, parodisitc plodding heavy rock, scary Casio nuttiness worthy of latter-day 'beat of the Traps.'... [Gean] doesn't need any 'bonus' respect points for his age." -- Maximum Rock N' Roll

"Incredibly Strange Music Fans Shouldn't Miss This!" -- Jello Biafra

"The man has presence, the man has a sound, and both come across with power." -- Exotica/Etcetera

"He's A Rip Snortin' Dandy!" -- The Legendary Stardust Cowboy

"[Gean's] problem has always been that he was ahead of his time. It took ten years for The Rev. Horton Heat and the psychobillies to catch up with Ralph Gean." --Rock & Blues News

For an extensive Ralph Gean biography by Brian M.Clark please visit - www.ralphgean.com